hi!! i’m callie! i use she/they pronouns, and i’m a lesbian writer currently in school. feel free to send me an ask if you want! i’m just here to Post.
from what I’ve seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:
senior logistics strategist at Hewlett Packard. $140,000 / year. requirements: three separate MBAs, fifteen years of business experience, no “ethnic” grandparents, unearned sense of confidence
“customer success ambassador” at Glurp. $70,000 / year, give or take, since 90% of your pay is based on commission. requirements: associate’s degree, no experience, has never heard the phrase “pyramid scheme,” no sense of shame
part-time server at Le Bon Mot. $15-$16/hr depending on level of experience. must work weekends, overnight shifts, holidays, while asleep. requirements: you will let customers spit on you.
I feel like I make some variant on this post once every two weeks, which should tell you how well the job hunt’s going.
For the Steam release of Danmaku Kagura : Phantasia Lost, Toby Fox will be making an arrange of U.N. Owen, ZUN will be making an arrange of Battle Against A True Hero, and they’ll collab on a joint song titled “U.N. Owen Was Hero?”
